Do you need a little boost to start your Monday? How about some funny Monday quotes?
Check out these interesting, motivational, and funny Monday quotes to get your morning started.
Maybe you love Mondays and mornings and just want something to read through to start your day.
Or, maybe you hate Mondays and need a little push to get you ready for the day.
Whichever you are, these funny Monday quotes will get you pumping and energized for whatever you have ahead of you!
Funny Monday Quotes to Start Your Week
Fun Monday Quotes
“Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” – Bil Keane
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” – Gemma Collins
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
“Is it Friday yet? Me when Monday just started.” – Unknown
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” – Jules Renard
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams
“Who invented Mondays? They should have invented two work days and five rest days.” – Unknown
“Hate Mondays? Just turn Monday into a Friday.” – Unknown
Motivational Monday Quotes
“Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.” – St. Jerome
“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.” – Ralph Marston
“If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.” – H.G. Wells
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – Les Brown
“In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.” – Nikos Kazantzakis
“Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay.” – Simone de Beauvior
“You must take action now that will move you towards your goals. Develop a sense of urgency in your life.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
“The first step towards success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.” – Mark Caine
“Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine.” – Jack Ma
“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” – Marcus Aurelius
“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.” – Charles R. Swindoll
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Work Quotes for Monday
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Work is about a search for daily meaning as well as daily bread, for recognition as well as cash, for astonishment rather than torpor; in short, for a sort of life rather than a Monday through Friday sort of dying.” – Studs Terkel
“I like to think I’m the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.” – Don Rickles
You don’t have to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week. – Ike Barinholtz
“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’ ” – Chuck Schumer
“The last thing I want to come home to on Monday night after work is a mess.” – Molly Qerim
“A goal is a dream with a deadline.” – Napoleon Hill
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula K. Le Guin
“If you’re bored with life – you don’t get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don’t have enough goals.” – Lou Holtz
“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.” – Colin Powell
“Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.” – Conan O’Brien
“Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.” – Anthony J. D’Angelo
“Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.” – Rumi
Random Monday Quotes
“I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.” – James Joyce
“Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.” – Elbert Hubbard
“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” – E.B. White
“This is Sunday, and the question arises, what’ll I start tomorrow?” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.” – William Penn
“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” – Dr. Seuss
“Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.” – Will Rogers
“Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities.” – Robert H. Schuller
“Every day is a new day, and you’ll never be able to find happiness if you don’t move on.” – Carrie Underwood
“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” – Wayne Dyer
“Monday is a fresh page in your journal. Time to rewrite the week and fix last week’s mess.” – Unknown
“If Monday was caffeine, I don’t mind more of those.” – Unknown
“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin
